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IC CONTACT

"Yo, there's no beep on this thing."

[ VOICE, VIDEO, ACTION ]

Think we could not talk about Wade's ass? [ LAST REQUEST FROM A DYING MAN ] Like, I'm not desperate enough yet to hold an entire fuckin' conversation about this.

Jess~i~ca-kuuuuuun!

[An excuse to use this icon.]

Some of the best things in life aren't set in stone! Like your whole entire future!

Aaaaand, in this case, your sexuality.

What?

[ It's set. It's set in stone. It's set in hard concrete. It's set. ]

Dude, seriously. Not a homo.

[All Jesse will hear for a few seconds is Sakamoto clicking his tongue.]

H'oh! Look at you, getting all green around the gills. Calm down, don't panic! There's nothing to worry about. It's not like you had your very own private screening!

[ GODDAMN IT SHIT SAKA YOUR TIMING IS THE FUCKING WORST ]

[ Breathe, Pinkman. Breathe. You're not gay. There's nothing to flip out about if you're not gay. Remember... ]

... right. [ R I G H T that never happened. Sakamoto might be able to sniff straight through that pathetic lie. ] We got, uh, way off topic here. Wanna go back?

[ THE TOPIC WAS ABOUT TWO DUDES BONINg bUT IT WAS MARGINALLY BETTER THAN THIS ]