Think we could not talk about Wade's ass? [ LAST REQUEST FROM A DYING MAN ] Like, I'm not desperate enough yet to hold an entire fuckin' conversation about this.
[All Jesse will hear for a few seconds is Sakamoto clicking his tongue.]
H'oh! Look at you, getting all green around the gills. Calm down, don't panic! There's nothing to worry about. It's not like you had your very own private screening!
... right. [ R I G H T that never happened. Sakamoto might be able to sniff straight through that pathetic lie. ] We got, uh, way off topic here. Wanna go back?
[ THE TOPIC WAS ABOUT TWO DUDES BONINg bUT IT WAS MARGINALLY BETTER THAN THIS ]
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[Wade's a mercenary. He's probably into pain! Spider bites?]
Have you seen that rump of his? God knows what you could do with that.
1/???????????
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What the- what the hell, man, I ain't exactly grabbin' an eyeful on the regular!
doneforever
How'd we get into this?!
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[Jesse you've just incriminated yourself.]
How could you possibly miss it? It's so big!
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1/2
[An excuse to use this icon.]
Some of the best things in life aren't set in stone! Like your whole entire future!
2/2
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[ It's set. It's set in stone. It's set in hard concrete. It's set. ]
Dude, seriously. Not a homo.
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H'oh! Look at you, getting all green around the gills. Calm down, don't panic! There's nothing to worry about. It's not like you had your very own private screening!
1/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SO FUCKING DONE
[ THE TOPIC WAS ABOUT TWO DUDES BONINg bUT IT WAS MARGINALLY BETTER THAN THIS ]
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[He's fucking giggling.]
Midnight screening?
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Fuck this.
[ Jesse is gone. He hung up. He dead,, Jim. ]
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